Piperka

You are a simple jester who has been waiting diligently for an update to your favorite story, Bard Quest, since it went on hiatus in 2007. It's been 18 years of tireless mashing on the refresh button, to no avail. You've been staring at the most recent page, where the bard and his two servants encounter a swamp wizard. God, what you wouldn't give to know what happens next. There have been times where you almost lost faith, and stopped refreshing. But you always come crawling back in the off chance the author hasn't forgotten about his unforgivable negligence to the loyal BQ fandom, which may or may not consist of exactly one parasocially obsessed jester.